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Post by grandpa on Jul 8, 2014 18:59:35 GMT 10
How to get to Heaven from Ireland
A true Story from an Irish Sunday School Teacher I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven. I asked them, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church would that get me into heaven?" "NO!" the children answered. "If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?" Again, the answer was “NO”!o "If I gave sweets to all the children, and loved my Husband, would that get me into heaven?" Again, they all answered “NO”! I was just bursting with pride for them. I continued, "Then how can I get into heaven?" A little boy shouted out, "YUV GOTTA BE FOOKN’ DEAD."
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