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Post by grandpa on Jul 15, 2014 14:50:05 GMT 10
Nancy just received terrible news. Her beloved grandfather just passed away. She went straight to her grandparents' house to visit her 92 year old grandmother and offer her some comfort.
When she asked how her grandfather died, her grandmother replied, "It was a heart attack, he got it while we were making love Saturday morning."
Horrified, Nancy told her grandmother that 2 people nearing 100 years of age having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
“ Oh no, my dear, " replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."
She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "And if that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today!"
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