Post by grandpa on Sept 11, 2014 13:27:49 GMT 10
An Israeli doctor says: "In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off
a man's testicles, put them on another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking
for work."
The German doctor says: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of a
brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."
The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man, put
it in another's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."
The Canadian doctor laughs: "You all are behind us. Five years ago, we
took a man with no brains, no heart, and no balls and made him Prime
Minister. Now, the whole country is looking for work!"
This particular joke actually won an award for the best joke in a
competition held in Britain.