Post by begakid on Oct 15, 2014 14:04:22 GMT 10
A chicken farmer went to a local bar.....sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.
The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"
"What a coincidence," the farmer says. "This is a special day for me. I'm celebrating."
"This is a special day for me, too. I'm also celebrating!" says the woman.
"What a coincidence!" says the man. As they clinked glasses, the farmer asked, "What are you celebrating?"
"My husband and I have been trying to have a child for years, and today my gynecologist told me that I'm pregnant!"
"What a coincidence!" says the man. "I am a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized eggs."
"That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"
"I used a different rooster," he replied.
The woman smiled and said, "What a coincidence...."