mac
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Post by mac on May 26, 2015 12:10:50 GMT 10
A TRUCK DRIVER PULLS INTO A TRUCK STOP AND GOES TO THE ORDR COUNTER WHERE A BLOND GIRL IS WAITING FOR ORDERS, SHE IS FAIRLY NEW AT THE JOB. THE TRUCKIE SAYS GIMMMIE THREE FLAT TYRES, TWO HEADLIGHTS AND A PAIR OF RUNNING BOARDS. THE BLOND HAS NO IDEA WHAT HE IS ON ABOUT SO SHE GOES TO THE KITCHEN AND TELLS THE COOK THAT THERE IS A TRUCKIE AT THE COUNTER WANTING THREE FLAT TYRES, TWO HEADLIGHTS AND A PAIR OF RUNNING BOARDS, DOES HE THINK THAT THIS IS AN AUTO PARTS STORE??? THE COOK EXPLAINS THAT THREE FLAT TYRES MEANS THREE PANCAKES....TWO HEADLIGHTS MEANS TWO FRIED EGGS SUNNY SIDE UP AND A PAIR OF RUNNING BOARDS MEANS TWO PIECES OF CRISP BACON. THE BLOND THINKS ABOUT THIS FOR A MOMENT AND THEN GETS A PLATE AND LOADS IT WITH A LARGE HELPING OF BAKED BEANS THEN PUTS IT IN FRONT OF THE TRUCKIE WHO SAYS WHATS THIS FOR BLONDIE SHE REPLIES I THOUGHT THAT WHILE YOU ARE WAITING FOR YOUR ORDER YOU MIGHT AS WELL FILL UP WITH GAS.
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