Post by mac on Aug 13, 2015 16:20:44 GMT 10
A DOCTOR IN DUBLIN WANTED THE WEEKEND OFF TO GO FISHING SO HE ASKED HIS ASSISTANT, MURPHY, IF HE WOULD FILL IN FOR HIM. MURPHY READILY AGREED .
ON HIS RETURN THE FOLLOWING MONDAY THE DOCTOR ASKED MURPHY HOW THINGS WENT. MURPHY SAID IT WENT GREAT BOSS I HAD THREE PATIENTS, THE FIRST HAD
A BAD HEADACHE. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR HIM SAID THE DOCTOR. I GAVE HIM PRACETAMOL I DID SAID MURPHY. GOOD GOOD SAID THE DOC, WHAT HAPPENED NEXT.
A MAN CAME IN WITH BAD INDIGESTION SO HE DID SAID MURPHY SO I GAVE HIM GAVISCON I DID . OH WELL DONE MURPHY SAID THE DOC YOU ARE VERY GOOD AT THIS,
WHAT HAPPENED NEXT, MURPHY REPLIED I WAS JUST SITTING HERE WAITING AND ALL OF A SUDDEN THIS BEAUTIFUL WOMAN BURSTS IN THROUGH THE DOOR, TEARS OFF
ALL HER CLOTHES, HER BRA AND NICKERS, AND LAYS ON THE COUCH AND SPREADS HER LEGS THEN SHOUTS FOR GOD SAKE HELP ME I HAVE NOT SEEN A MAN FOR OVER FIVE YEARS.
THE DOC SAYS TUNDERIN LARD JASUS MURPHY, WHAT DID YOU DO ?
I GAVE HER EYE DROPS I DID