Post by mac on Aug 25, 2015 11:48:34 GMT 10
JACK GOES TO HIS FRIEND MIKE AND SAYS I AM SLEEPING WITH THE MINISTERS WIFE, CAN YOU HOLD HIM IN CHURCH FOR AN HOUR AFTER THE SERVICE FOR ME PLEASE.
MIKE DOESNT LIKE THE IDEA MUCH BUT BEING A FRIEND HE AGREES
AFTER THE SERVICE HE STARTS TALKING WITH THE MINISTER AND ASKING HIM ALL SORTS OF STUPID QUESTIONS JUST TO KEEP HIM OCCUPIED.
FINALLY THE MINISTER GETS ANNOYED AND AND SUSPICIOUS AND ASKS MIKE WHAT HE IS REALLY UP TO.
MIKE, FEELING GUILTY, FINALLY CONFESSES , IM SORRY SIR BUT MY FRIEND IS SLEEPING WITH YOUR WIFE RIGHT NOW AND HE ASKED ME TO KEEP YOU OCCUPIED.
THE MINISTER SMILED, PUT A BROTHERLY HAND ON MIKES SHOULDER AND SAYS, SON YOU HAD BETTER HURRY HOME TO YOUR WIFE,
BECAUSE MY WIFE DIED FIVE YEARS AGO.