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Post by begakid on Sept 16, 2015 16:59:50 GMT 10
A mother took her five-year-old son with her to the bank on a busy lunchtime. They got behind a very fat woman wearing a business suit complete with pager.. After waiting patiently for a few minutes, the little boy said loudly, "Wow, She's fat!? The mother bent down and whispered in the little boy's ear to be quiet.. A couple more minutes passed by and the little boy stretched his arms out as far as they would go and announced; "I'll bet her bum is this wide!" The fat woman turned around and glared at the little boy. The mother gave him a good telling off, and told him to be quiet. After a brief lull, the large woman reached the front of the queue. Just then her pager began to emit a "beep, beep, beep" The little boy yelled out, "Run for your f*****g life, she's reversing!!"
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