Post by begakid on Oct 7, 2015 19:25:20 GMT 10
This guy is marooned on a deserted island with a dog and a pig and it seems like an eternity to him
As the days go on and on he gets more and more bored with his free time
After many long days he starts thinking of sex and how it would pass the time of day for him
But given that he only has the company of a dog and a pig he starts to think that maybe the pig might be worth a try
He waits until the moon is right and makes his move
The pig is wise to his intentions and takes off through the bush with the guy after him in full pursuit.
After two circuits of the island the guy suddenly gets hit by the dog and stops him dead in his tracks
This continues night after night with dog again and again putting a stop to anything that the guy has on his mind
Then one morning the guy looks out to sea and spots this gorgeous blonde floating on a log and heading into shore
He has never seen someone looking so good and to top it all off she is as naked as the day she was born
Not only is she naked but she has all the best attributes that any warm blooded man could wish for. She was beautiful
As she gets off the log she explains that she too has been marooned and that she has missed the company of a male friend for some time
At last she has had all of her wishes come true
So grateful is she that she whispers in the guys ear," is there anything that I can do for you, anything at all"
He looks her in the eye, thinks about it for awhile and then says "yes there is
Can you take the dog for a walk please"
As the days go on and on he gets more and more bored with his free time
After many long days he starts thinking of sex and how it would pass the time of day for him
But given that he only has the company of a dog and a pig he starts to think that maybe the pig might be worth a try
He waits until the moon is right and makes his move
The pig is wise to his intentions and takes off through the bush with the guy after him in full pursuit.
After two circuits of the island the guy suddenly gets hit by the dog and stops him dead in his tracks
This continues night after night with dog again and again putting a stop to anything that the guy has on his mind
Then one morning the guy looks out to sea and spots this gorgeous blonde floating on a log and heading into shore
He has never seen someone looking so good and to top it all off she is as naked as the day she was born
Not only is she naked but she has all the best attributes that any warm blooded man could wish for. She was beautiful
As she gets off the log she explains that she too has been marooned and that she has missed the company of a male friend for some time
At last she has had all of her wishes come true
So grateful is she that she whispers in the guys ear," is there anything that I can do for you, anything at all"
He looks her in the eye, thinks about it for awhile and then says "yes there is
Can you take the dog for a walk please"