Post by mac on May 22, 2015 15:09:49 GMT 10
A LAWYER SPECIALISING IN THE FIELD OF ART CALLED ONE OF HIS VERY WEALTHY, ART DEALER CLIENTS IN FOR AN URGENT MEETING.
ON ARRIVAL THE ART DEALER ASKED THE LAWYER WHAT WAS SO URGENT.
THE LAWYER REPLIED THAT HE HAD SOME GOOD NEWS AND SOME BAD NEWS.
THE ART DEALER REPLIED, SO FAR I HAVE HAD A BAD DAY SO PLEASE GIVE ME THE GOOD NEWS.
THE LAWYER SAID YOUR WIFE HAS MADE AN INVESTMENT OF FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS IN TWO PICTURES WHICH SHE SAYS ARE WORTH AT LEAST THREE MILLION DOLLARS
THE DEALER SAID WOW THAT IS GOOD NEWS, YOU HAVE JUST MADE MY DAY. WHAT IS THE BAD NEWS.
THE LAWYER, SPEAKING SLOWLY SAID
THE PICTURES ARE OF YOU AND YOUR SECRETARY.