Post by begakid on Nov 12, 2015 10:45:00 GMT 10
God says to Adam one day that he would like him to do something for him
Adam replies with great enthusiasm and agrees to do whatever is asked of him
God says that he would like him to go over the hill over yonder
Adam then asks "what is a hill?
God explains what a hill is and then asks Adam to cross the river
Adam then asks "what is a river?
God explains what a river is how you can get wet
Then God says to Adam "I want you to enter a cave that is on the other side of the river"
Adam again has no idea what a cave is so God explains it to him
God then says to Adam "inside the cave you will find a woman"
"What's a woman ? Adam asks and God , now starting to wonder what sort of animal has he created, explains to Adam what a woman is
"When you find this woman I want you reproduce"
Now this has Adam totally confused as he has absolutely no idea of what is expected of him
After about an hour of explaining the intricacies of reproducing, Adam heads off over the hill, across the river, and into the cave
There he finds Eve, the most beautiful thing he has ever seen
About 20 minutes after leaving God he returns and God says " what's the matter, you look confused?
Adam the same says " well I went over the hill and across the river and into the cave and there was this lovely creature laying against the wall"
"Yes Adam that would be Eve."
"Well thats good God, but I have another question for you"
"What's a headache?
Adam replies with great enthusiasm and agrees to do whatever is asked of him
God says that he would like him to go over the hill over yonder
Adam then asks "what is a hill?
God explains what a hill is and then asks Adam to cross the river
Adam then asks "what is a river?
God explains what a river is how you can get wet
Then God says to Adam "I want you to enter a cave that is on the other side of the river"
Adam again has no idea what a cave is so God explains it to him
God then says to Adam "inside the cave you will find a woman"
"What's a woman ? Adam asks and God , now starting to wonder what sort of animal has he created, explains to Adam what a woman is
"When you find this woman I want you reproduce"
Now this has Adam totally confused as he has absolutely no idea of what is expected of him
After about an hour of explaining the intricacies of reproducing, Adam heads off over the hill, across the river, and into the cave
There he finds Eve, the most beautiful thing he has ever seen
About 20 minutes after leaving God he returns and God says " what's the matter, you look confused?
Adam the same says " well I went over the hill and across the river and into the cave and there was this lovely creature laying against the wall"
"Yes Adam that would be Eve."
"Well thats good God, but I have another question for you"
"What's a headache?