mac
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Post by mac on Apr 9, 2016 20:16:04 GMT 10
A TEENAGE BOY HAD JUST PASSED HIS DRIVING TEST AND INQUIRED OF HIS FATHER AS TO WHEN THEY COULD DISCUSS HIS USE OF THE CAR.
HIS FATHER SAID HED MAKE A DEAL WITH HIS SON. IF YOU BRING YOUR GRADES UP FROM A C TO B AVERAGE, STUDY YOUR BIBLE A LITTLE AND GET YOUR BLOODY HAIR CUT, THEN WE WILL TALK ABOUT THE CAR.
THE BOY THOUGHT ABOUT THAT FOR A MOMENT AND DECIDED HE WOULD SETTLE FOR THE OFFER AND THEY AGREED ON THE DEAL.
AFTER ABOUT SIX WEEKS HIS FATHER SAID SON YOU HAVE BROUGHT YOUR GRADES UP AND I HAVE OBSERVED THAT YOU HAVE BEEN STUDYING YOUR BIBLE, BUT I AM PISSED OFF THAT YOU HAVE NOT HAD YOUR HAIR CUT.
THE BOY SAID, YOU KNOW DAD, I HAVE NOTICED IN MY STUDIES OF THE BIBLE THAT SAMSON HAD LONG HAIR, JOHN THE BAPTIST HAD LONG HAIR, MOSES HAD LONG HAIR AND THERE IS STRONG EVIDENCE THAT JESUS HAD LONG HAIR.
DAD REPLIED DID YOU ALSO NOTICE THEY ALL WALKED EVERYWHERE THEY WENT......
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