Subject: FW: litlle johnny

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From: Guru8516 (Original Message) Sent: 16/05/2007 9:18 PM

] Subject: FW: litlle johnny







Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was
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> born without ears.
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> When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
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> family was invited over to see the baby.
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> Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with
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> him and explained that the baby had no ears.
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> His dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about
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> the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the
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> smacking of his life when they came back home.
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> Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
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> When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby."
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> The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnnie."
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> Johnnie said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little
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> hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?"
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> "Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said
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> he will have 20/20 vision."
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> "That's great", said Little Johnnie, "coz he'd be f*cked if he
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> needed glasses."