Post by oscar31010 on Sept 24, 2008 20:27:30 GMT 10
Four golfing mates were having a quiet drink after their game and discussing who to get to replace one of the team who was transfering to the other side of the country with work. A beautiful young married overheard them and offered to fill in.
After a good deal of discussion, they finally agreed to give her a chance the following Sunday morning.
"Thank you", she said. "You won't be disappointed in me. I'll be here at 6.30 or 6.45" she said.
The following Sunday morning, she met them at 6.30, played left handed and finished the game in record scores.
The three blokes were astounded, and willingly asked her back the following Sunday morning.
The next Sunday she met them at 6.30, played right handed, and again finished with a new club record.
While celebrating with drinks after the game, one of the fella's asked her. "How come you played left handed last week, right handed this week and both in club record?"
She quietly replied. "My husband sleeps naked, and before I come to golf, I look under the sheet at which way his "you know what" is lying.If it is lying to the left, I play left handed. If it is lying to the right I play right handed."
One bloke said with agrin. ;D "And if it is standing straight up".
She replied. "I'll be here at 6.45"
After a good deal of discussion, they finally agreed to give her a chance the following Sunday morning.
"Thank you", she said. "You won't be disappointed in me. I'll be here at 6.30 or 6.45" she said.
The following Sunday morning, she met them at 6.30, played left handed and finished the game in record scores.
The three blokes were astounded, and willingly asked her back the following Sunday morning.
The next Sunday she met them at 6.30, played right handed, and again finished with a new club record.
While celebrating with drinks after the game, one of the fella's asked her. "How come you played left handed last week, right handed this week and both in club record?"
She quietly replied. "My husband sleeps naked, and before I come to golf, I look under the sheet at which way his "you know what" is lying.If it is lying to the left, I play left handed. If it is lying to the right I play right handed."
One bloke said with agrin. ;D "And if it is standing straight up".
She replied. "I'll be here at 6.45"
