Post by Wotif on May 20, 2014 7:37:45 GMT 10
A Priest, a Minister and a Rabbi are having a beer after services on Sunday afternoon, they are discussing how they divvy the money up collected in "the plate".
The Minister says he has a scarlet cloth folded in a triangle on the floor, he tips the plate over the cloth .. what stays on the cloth goes to the church, that which rolls off he keeps.
The Priest says he does much the same, but his cloth is rectangular and placed on the altar.
The Rabbi says "I toss all the money up in the air, God takes what he wants, the rest is mine!"