Post by mac on Jun 20, 2014 21:18:15 GMT 10
Murphy comes into the pub bearing bruises, cuts and abrasions and walking with great pain
one of his mates asks what had happened to him. He said ive been in a fight with Orielly me next door neighbour
His mate says but Orielly is only a little sawn off squirt of a man, surely he must have had something in his hand
to nock you about so much. Murphy says he did , it was a big shovel.
His mate says did you have anything in your hand Murphy. Murphy says I did. It was Mrs Oriellys left tit, and a thing of great beauty
it was, but not much use in a fight.
one of his mates asks what had happened to him. He said ive been in a fight with Orielly me next door neighbour
His mate says but Orielly is only a little sawn off squirt of a man, surely he must have had something in his hand
to nock you about so much. Murphy says he did , it was a big shovel.
His mate says did you have anything in your hand Murphy. Murphy says I did. It was Mrs Oriellys left tit, and a thing of great beauty
it was, but not much use in a fight.