Wotif
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Post by Wotif on Jun 27, 2014 8:29:56 GMT 10
With all the new technology regarding fertility recently,
a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth.
When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.
'May I see the new baby?' I asked. 'Not yet,' she said 'I'll make coffee and we can talk for a while first.'
Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?' 'No, not yet,' She said.
After another few minutes had elapsed, I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?' 'No, not yet,' replied my friend.
Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?' 'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me.
'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded.
'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'
'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, OK?!'
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