Post by Wotif on Jul 7, 2014 8:36:46 GMT 10
An old blind cowboy wanders into an all girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool & orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while he yells to the bartender "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep husky voice, the woman next to him says "before you tell that joke, cowboy, I think it's only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know 5 things"
1 The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2 the bouncer is a blonde girl.
3 I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4 the woman sitting next to me is blonde & a professional weight lifter
5 the lady to your right is blonde & a professional wrestler.
Now think about it seriously cowboy, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, then shakes his head & mutters "No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it 5 times"