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Post by grandpa on Aug 16, 2014 18:06:51 GMT 10
Porridge A tough old cattle farmer from Gloucester gave some good advice to his granddaughter. He told her that the secret to a long life was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder onto her porridge every morning. The granddaughter followed this dictum religiously until her death at the venerable age of 103. She left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 45 great grandchildren, 25 great great grandchildren and a forty foot feckin hole where the crematorium used to be.
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