Post by begakid on Apr 1, 2015 14:51:28 GMT 10
A car full of Irish Nuns is sitting at a traffic light when a bunch of rowdy drunks pulls up alongside of them.
"Hey, show us your tits, yer bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks.
Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Immaculate, "I don't think they know who we are, show them your cross."
Sister Immaculate rolls down her window and shouts,
"Piss off yer drunken misbegotten bastard sons of tinted dried up grandmotherly whores before I come over there, tear youse each a new asshole and then bite yer poxy balls off!"
Sister Immaculate looks back at Mother Superior, quite innocently, and asks,
"Was that cross enough?"
"Hey, show us your tits, yer bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks.
Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Immaculate, "I don't think they know who we are, show them your cross."
Sister Immaculate rolls down her window and shouts,
"Piss off yer drunken misbegotten bastard sons of tinted dried up grandmotherly whores before I come over there, tear youse each a new asshole and then bite yer poxy balls off!"
Sister Immaculate looks back at Mother Superior, quite innocently, and asks,
"Was that cross enough?"