Post by mac on May 7, 2015 21:46:36 GMT 10
I READ AN ARTICLE IN A MAGAZINE A FEW WEEKS AGO ADVISING OF THE IMPORTANCE OF FATHERS SPENDING TIME WITH THEIR SONS AND MAINTAINING STRONG BONDS.
I THOUGHT THAT MADE A LOT OF SENSE SO I DECIDED TO TAKE MY SON TO THE LOCAL PUB A COUPLE OF BLOCKS AWAY AND BUY HIM HIS FIRST BEER.
I ORDERED A COUPLE OF SCHOONERS AND GAVE HIM ONE. HE DID NOT LIKE IT, SO I DRANK MINE AND HIS TOO AND I THOUGHT MAYBE HE LIKES BOTTLED BEER INSTEAD OF DRAUGHT,
SO I ORDERED A COUPLE OF LONG NECKS AND GAVE HIM ONE. HE DID NOT LIKE THAT EITHER SO I DRANK HIS AND MY OWN AND THEN GOT A COUPLE OF BOTTLES OF WINE. NO
HE DID NOT FANCY THAT SO I DRANK BOTH BOTTLES AND THOUGHT MAYBE HE IS A WHISKY LOVER SO I GOT A COUPLE OF DOUBLE SCOTCHES. YOU GUESSED IT HE DID NOT LIKE THAT EITHER.
SO I DRANK BOTH AND DECIDED TO GO HOME AND DO A BIT MORE RESEARCH ON THE SUBJECT. I NO SOONER GOT OUT IN THE FRESH AIR THAN I REALISED I WAS SO PISSED THAT I WOULD HAVE GREAT TROUBLE
PUSHING HIS STROLLER ALL THE WAY HOME.
I THOUGHT THAT MADE A LOT OF SENSE SO I DECIDED TO TAKE MY SON TO THE LOCAL PUB A COUPLE OF BLOCKS AWAY AND BUY HIM HIS FIRST BEER.
I ORDERED A COUPLE OF SCHOONERS AND GAVE HIM ONE. HE DID NOT LIKE IT, SO I DRANK MINE AND HIS TOO AND I THOUGHT MAYBE HE LIKES BOTTLED BEER INSTEAD OF DRAUGHT,
SO I ORDERED A COUPLE OF LONG NECKS AND GAVE HIM ONE. HE DID NOT LIKE THAT EITHER SO I DRANK HIS AND MY OWN AND THEN GOT A COUPLE OF BOTTLES OF WINE. NO
HE DID NOT FANCY THAT SO I DRANK BOTH BOTTLES AND THOUGHT MAYBE HE IS A WHISKY LOVER SO I GOT A COUPLE OF DOUBLE SCOTCHES. YOU GUESSED IT HE DID NOT LIKE THAT EITHER.
SO I DRANK BOTH AND DECIDED TO GO HOME AND DO A BIT MORE RESEARCH ON THE SUBJECT. I NO SOONER GOT OUT IN THE FRESH AIR THAN I REALISED I WAS SO PISSED THAT I WOULD HAVE GREAT TROUBLE
PUSHING HIS STROLLER ALL THE WAY HOME.