Post by mac on May 16, 2015 14:26:12 GMT 10
OLD FARMER IS RELAXING ON HIS FRONT VERANDAH WHEN A YOUG GUY PULLS UP OUT FRONT AND COMES OVER TO THE FARMER AND SAYS
I NOTICED YOU HAVE A PATCH OF MILK WEED IN THE PADDOCK JUST BACK A BIT, WOULD YOU MIND IF I WENT IN AND GOT SOME MILK?
YOU DONT GET MILK FROM MILK WEED SON SAYS THE OLD FARMER
I HAVE A UNIVERSITY DEGREE IN AGRICULTURAL SCIENCE SAYS THE YOUNG BLOKE, I KNOW ALL ABOUT THESE THINGS.
OH OK SAYS THE FARMER,SMILING TO HIMSELF, GO AHEAD AND GOOD LUCK.
THE FARMER WAS SURPRISED TO SEE THE YOUNG BLOKE RETURN A FEW MINUTES LATER WITH TWO BUCKETS OF MILK.
NEXT DAY THE YOUNG BLOKE ARRIVES AT THE FARM AGAIN AND SAYS TO THE FARMER, WHEN I WAS HERE YESTERDAY I SAW A PATCH OF HONEYSUCKLE FURTHER DOWN,
WOULD YOU MIND IF I WENT IN AND GOT SOME HONEY.
YOU DONT GET HONEY FROM FROM HONEYSUCKLE SON SAYS THE OLD GUY. THE YOUNG BLOKE REMINDS HIM OF THE UNIVERSITY DEGREE SO THE OLD BLOKE SAYS HELP YOURSELF.
IN AMAZEMENT THE OLD GUY SEES THE YOUNG BLOKE RETURN WITH TWO BUCKETS OF HONEY.
NEXT DAY ALONG COMES THE UNIVERSITY GRADUATE AGAIN AND SAYS TO THE FARMER WHEN I WENT INTO THE HONEY SUCKLE PATCH YESTERDAY I NOTICED A NICE PATCH OF PUSSY WILLOW NEAR THE DAM
THE OLD FARMER SAYS HANG ON TILL I GET MY BOOTS ON AND I WILL COME WITH YOU.
I NOTICED YOU HAVE A PATCH OF MILK WEED IN THE PADDOCK JUST BACK A BIT, WOULD YOU MIND IF I WENT IN AND GOT SOME MILK?
YOU DONT GET MILK FROM MILK WEED SON SAYS THE OLD FARMER
I HAVE A UNIVERSITY DEGREE IN AGRICULTURAL SCIENCE SAYS THE YOUNG BLOKE, I KNOW ALL ABOUT THESE THINGS.
OH OK SAYS THE FARMER,SMILING TO HIMSELF, GO AHEAD AND GOOD LUCK.
THE FARMER WAS SURPRISED TO SEE THE YOUNG BLOKE RETURN A FEW MINUTES LATER WITH TWO BUCKETS OF MILK.
NEXT DAY THE YOUNG BLOKE ARRIVES AT THE FARM AGAIN AND SAYS TO THE FARMER, WHEN I WAS HERE YESTERDAY I SAW A PATCH OF HONEYSUCKLE FURTHER DOWN,
WOULD YOU MIND IF I WENT IN AND GOT SOME HONEY.
YOU DONT GET HONEY FROM FROM HONEYSUCKLE SON SAYS THE OLD GUY. THE YOUNG BLOKE REMINDS HIM OF THE UNIVERSITY DEGREE SO THE OLD BLOKE SAYS HELP YOURSELF.
IN AMAZEMENT THE OLD GUY SEES THE YOUNG BLOKE RETURN WITH TWO BUCKETS OF HONEY.
NEXT DAY ALONG COMES THE UNIVERSITY GRADUATE AGAIN AND SAYS TO THE FARMER WHEN I WENT INTO THE HONEY SUCKLE PATCH YESTERDAY I NOTICED A NICE PATCH OF PUSSY WILLOW NEAR THE DAM
THE OLD FARMER SAYS HANG ON TILL I GET MY BOOTS ON AND I WILL COME WITH YOU.