Post by mac on Aug 25, 2015 11:29:47 GMT 10
SUDDENLY SATAN APPEARED AT THE FRONT OF THE ALTER IN CHURCH
EVERYONE STARTED SCREAMING AND RUNNING FOR THE FRONT ENTRANCE, TRAMPLING EACH OTHER IN THEIR MAD RUSH TO ESCAPE EVIL INCARNATE.
SOON THE CHURCH WAS EMPTY EXCEPT FOR ONE ELDERLY COWBOY WHO SAT CALMLY IN HIS PEW SEEMINGLY OBLIVIOUS TO THE FACT THAT GODS ULTIMATE ENEMY WAS IN HIS PRESENCE,
SO SATAN CAME UP TO THE MAN AND SAID DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM,
YEP, SURE DO REPLIED THE OLD COWBOY
ARENT YOU AFRAID OF ME ASKED SATAN
NOPE, SURE AINT SAID THE COWBOY.....DO YOU REALISE I CAN KILL YOU WITH ONE WORD SNARLED SATAN
DONT DOUBT IT FOR ONE MINUTE SAID THE OLD GUY CALMLY,
DID YOY KNOW THAT I CAN INFLICT HORRIFYING AGONY ON YOU FOR ALL ETERNITY PERSISTED SATAN
YEP, WAS THE STEADY REPLY
AND YOU ARE STILL NOT AFRAID ASKED SATAN INCREDULOUSLY
NOPE SAID THE COWBOY.
MORE THAN A LITTLE PETURBED SATAN ASKED WHY ARE YOU NOT AFRAID.
THE OLD COWBOY CALMLY REPLIED,
COS IVE BEEN MARRIED TO YOUR SISTER FOR 48 YEARS.
EVERYONE STARTED SCREAMING AND RUNNING FOR THE FRONT ENTRANCE, TRAMPLING EACH OTHER IN THEIR MAD RUSH TO ESCAPE EVIL INCARNATE.
SOON THE CHURCH WAS EMPTY EXCEPT FOR ONE ELDERLY COWBOY WHO SAT CALMLY IN HIS PEW SEEMINGLY OBLIVIOUS TO THE FACT THAT GODS ULTIMATE ENEMY WAS IN HIS PRESENCE,
SO SATAN CAME UP TO THE MAN AND SAID DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM,
YEP, SURE DO REPLIED THE OLD COWBOY
ARENT YOU AFRAID OF ME ASKED SATAN
NOPE, SURE AINT SAID THE COWBOY.....DO YOU REALISE I CAN KILL YOU WITH ONE WORD SNARLED SATAN
DONT DOUBT IT FOR ONE MINUTE SAID THE OLD GUY CALMLY,
DID YOY KNOW THAT I CAN INFLICT HORRIFYING AGONY ON YOU FOR ALL ETERNITY PERSISTED SATAN
YEP, WAS THE STEADY REPLY
AND YOU ARE STILL NOT AFRAID ASKED SATAN INCREDULOUSLY
NOPE SAID THE COWBOY.
MORE THAN A LITTLE PETURBED SATAN ASKED WHY ARE YOU NOT AFRAID.
THE OLD COWBOY CALMLY REPLIED,
COS IVE BEEN MARRIED TO YOUR SISTER FOR 48 YEARS.