Post by mac on Nov 11, 2015 13:35:25 GMT 10
A HOTEL GUEST CALLS THE FRONT DESK AND THE CLERK ANSWERS,
'' MAY I HELP YOU, SIR.?''
THE MAN SAYS,
""YES, I'M IN ROOM 822. YOU NEED TO SEND SOMEONE TO MY ROOM IMMEDIATELY
I'M HAVING AN ARGUMENT WITH MY WIFE AND SHE SAYS SHE IS GOING TO JUMP OUT THE WINDOW"
THE DESK CLERK SAYS, "I'M SORRY SIR, BUT THAT IS A PERSONAL MATTER."
THE MAN REPLIES,
"LISTEN YOU IDIOT, THE WINDOW WON'T OPEN.......AND THAT IS A MAINTENANCE MATTER."