Post by mac on Apr 14, 2016 16:29:41 GMT 10
OUR TEACHER ASKED WHAT MY FAVORITE ANIMAL WAS, AND I SAID FRIED CHICKEN.
SHE SAID I WAS'NT FUNNY, BUT SHE COULD NOT HAVE BEEN RIGHT , BECAUSE EVERYONE ELSE LAUGHED.
MY PARENTS TOLD ME TO ALWAYS TELL THE TRUTH. I DID. FRIED CHICKEN IS MY FAVORITE ANIMAL.
I TOLD MY DAD WHAT HAPPENED, AND HE SAID MY TEACHER WAS PROBABLY A MEMBER OF PETA. HE SAID THEY LOVE ANIMALS VERY MUCH.
I DO TOO. ESPECIALLY CHICKEN, PORK AND BEEF.
ANYWAY, MY TEACHER SENT ME TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE.
I TOLD HIM WHAT HAD HAPPENED AND HE LAUGHED AND TOLD ME NOT TO DO IT AGAIN.
THE NEXT DAY IN CLASS THE TEACHER ASKED ME WHAT MY FAVORITE LIVE ANIMAL WAS. I TOLD HER IT WAS CHICKEN.
SHE ASKED ME WHY, SO I TOLD HER IT WAS BECAUSE YOU COULD MAKE THEM INTO FRIED CHICKEN.
SHE SENT ME BACK TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE. HE LAUGHED AND TOLD ME NOT TO DO IT AGAIN.
I JUST DON;T UNDERSTAND. MY PARENTS TAUGHT ME TO BE HONEST, BUT MY TEACHER DOES;NT LIKE IT WHEN I AM.
TODAY, MY TEACHER ASKED ME TO TELL HER WHAT FAMOUS PERSON I ADMIRED MOST.
I TOLD HER COLONEL SANDERS.
GUESS WHERE THE HELL I AM NOW.
SHE SAID I WAS'NT FUNNY, BUT SHE COULD NOT HAVE BEEN RIGHT , BECAUSE EVERYONE ELSE LAUGHED.
MY PARENTS TOLD ME TO ALWAYS TELL THE TRUTH. I DID. FRIED CHICKEN IS MY FAVORITE ANIMAL.
I TOLD MY DAD WHAT HAPPENED, AND HE SAID MY TEACHER WAS PROBABLY A MEMBER OF PETA. HE SAID THEY LOVE ANIMALS VERY MUCH.
I DO TOO. ESPECIALLY CHICKEN, PORK AND BEEF.
ANYWAY, MY TEACHER SENT ME TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE.
I TOLD HIM WHAT HAD HAPPENED AND HE LAUGHED AND TOLD ME NOT TO DO IT AGAIN.
THE NEXT DAY IN CLASS THE TEACHER ASKED ME WHAT MY FAVORITE LIVE ANIMAL WAS. I TOLD HER IT WAS CHICKEN.
SHE ASKED ME WHY, SO I TOLD HER IT WAS BECAUSE YOU COULD MAKE THEM INTO FRIED CHICKEN.
SHE SENT ME BACK TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE. HE LAUGHED AND TOLD ME NOT TO DO IT AGAIN.
I JUST DON;T UNDERSTAND. MY PARENTS TAUGHT ME TO BE HONEST, BUT MY TEACHER DOES;NT LIKE IT WHEN I AM.
TODAY, MY TEACHER ASKED ME TO TELL HER WHAT FAMOUS PERSON I ADMIRED MOST.
I TOLD HER COLONEL SANDERS.
GUESS WHERE THE HELL I AM NOW.