Post by mac on Apr 22, 2016 15:09:39 GMT 10
MOST SENIORS RARELY GET ENOUGH EXCERCISE SO IN HER WISDOM NATURE DECREED THAT SENIORS BECOME FORGETFUL SO THAT THEY HAVE TO SEARCH FOR THEIR GLASSES, KEYS AND OTHER THINGS THUS MAKING THEM WALK MORE.
IT WORKS WELL. NATURE ALSO MADE SENIORS LOSE COORDINATION SO THEY WOULD DROP THINGS REQUIRING THEM TO BEND, REACH AND STRETCH. IT WORKS WELL.
THEN NATURE TURNED HER ATTENTION TO THE BLADDER ENSURING MORE TRIPS TO THE BATHROOM FOR YET MORE EXCERCISE. IT WORKS WELL.
SO IF YOU FIND AS YOU AGE THAT YOU ARE GETTING UP AND DOWN MORE REMEMBER IT IS GOOD FOR YOU . EVEN THOUGH IT MAKES YOU SWEAR A LOT.
NINE IMPORTANT FACTS TO REMEMBER AS WE GROW OLDER.
# 1 DEATH IS THE NUMBER ONE KILLER IN THE WORLD.
# 2 LIFE IS SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED.
# 3 GOOD HEALTH IS MERELY THE SLOWEST POSSIBLE RATE AT WHICH ONE CAN DIE.
# 4 MEN HAVE TWO MOTIVATIONS; HUNGER AND HANKY PANKY,AND THEY CAN'T TELL THEM APART,
SO IF YOU SEE A GLEAM IN HIS EYES, MAKE HIM A SANDWICH.
# 5 GIVE A PERSON A FISH AND YOU FEED THEM FOR A DAY. TEACH A PERSON TO USE THE INTERNET AND THEY WON't BOTHER YOU
FOR WEEKS, MONTHS, MABYE EVEN YEARS.
# 6 HEALTH NUTS ARE GOING TO FEEL STUPID SOMEDAY, LYING IN THE HOSPITAL, DIEING OF NOTHING.
# 7 ALL OF US COULD TAKE A LESSON FROM THE WEATHER. IT PAYS NO ATTENTION TO CRITICISM.
# 8 IN THE SIXTIES PEOPLE TOOK ACID TO MAKE THE WORLD WEIRD. NOW THE WORLD IS WEIRD AND PEOPLE TAKE PROZAC TO MAKE IT NORMAL.
# 9 LIFE IS LIKE A JAR OF JALOPENO PEPPERS. WHAT MAY BE A SIMPLE THING TODAY, MAY BE A BURNING ISSUE TOMORROW.
DON't IGNORE THIS MESSAGE. THIS IS YOUR ONLY WARNING.