Post by mac on May 11, 2016 11:03:41 GMT 10
A BOOK SELLER CONDUCTING A MARKET SURVEY ASKED A WOMAN - " WHICH BOOK HAS HELPED YOU MOST IN YOUR LIFE? "
THE WOMAN REPLIED - " MY HUSBANDS CHEQUE BOOK!!"
A PROSPECTIVE HUSBAND IN A BOOK STORE " DO YOU HAVE A BOOK CALLED HUSBAND__THE MASTER OF THE HOUSE ?"
SALES GIRL: SIR, FICTION AND COMICS ARE ON THE SECOND FLOOR. "
SOMEONE ASKED AN OLD MAN: " EVEN AFTER 70 YEARS, YOU STILL CALL YOUR WIFE _ DARLING, HONEY, LUV ETC. WHATS THE SECRET?
OLD MAN: I FORGOT HER NAME AND I'M TOO SCARED TO ASK.
WIFE: I WISH I WERE A NEWSPAPER SO I'D BE IN YOUR HANDS ALL DAY.
HUSBAND: I TOO WISH THAT YOU WERE A NEWSPAPER, SO I COULD HAVE A NEW ONE EVERY DAY.
HUSBAND TO WIFE: "TODAY IS A FINE DAY. NEXT DAY HE SAYS TODAY IS A FINE DAY. AGAIN NEXT DAY, HE REPEATS THE SAME THING TODAY IS A FINE DAY.
FINALLY AFTER A WEEK, THE WIFE ASKS HER HUSBAND SINCE LAST WEEK YOU ARE SAYING TODAY IS A FINE DAY.....I AM FED UP. WHATS THE MATTER?
HUSBAND: LAST WEEK WHEN WE HAD AN ARGUMENT, YOU SAID, I WILL LEAVE YOU ONE FINE DAY.
I WAS JUST TRYING TO REMIND YOU.
THE WOMAN REPLIED - " MY HUSBANDS CHEQUE BOOK!!"
A PROSPECTIVE HUSBAND IN A BOOK STORE " DO YOU HAVE A BOOK CALLED HUSBAND__THE MASTER OF THE HOUSE ?"
SALES GIRL: SIR, FICTION AND COMICS ARE ON THE SECOND FLOOR. "
SOMEONE ASKED AN OLD MAN: " EVEN AFTER 70 YEARS, YOU STILL CALL YOUR WIFE _ DARLING, HONEY, LUV ETC. WHATS THE SECRET?
OLD MAN: I FORGOT HER NAME AND I'M TOO SCARED TO ASK.
WIFE: I WISH I WERE A NEWSPAPER SO I'D BE IN YOUR HANDS ALL DAY.
HUSBAND: I TOO WISH THAT YOU WERE A NEWSPAPER, SO I COULD HAVE A NEW ONE EVERY DAY.
HUSBAND TO WIFE: "TODAY IS A FINE DAY. NEXT DAY HE SAYS TODAY IS A FINE DAY. AGAIN NEXT DAY, HE REPEATS THE SAME THING TODAY IS A FINE DAY.
FINALLY AFTER A WEEK, THE WIFE ASKS HER HUSBAND SINCE LAST WEEK YOU ARE SAYING TODAY IS A FINE DAY.....I AM FED UP. WHATS THE MATTER?
HUSBAND: LAST WEEK WHEN WE HAD AN ARGUMENT, YOU SAID, I WILL LEAVE YOU ONE FINE DAY.
I WAS JUST TRYING TO REMIND YOU.