Post by mac on Dec 5, 2016 19:40:54 GMT 10
A MAN GOES INTO A DOCTORS OFFICE FEELING A BIT ILL......THE DOCTOR CHECKS HIM OVER AND SAYS SORRY, BUT I HAVE BAD NEWS . YOU HAVE YELLOW 24, A REALLY NASTY VIRUS.
IT IS CALLED YELLOW 24 BECAUSE IT TURNS YOUR BLOOD YELLOW AND YOU USUALLY HAVE ONLY 24 HOURS TO LIVE. THERE IS NO KNOWN CURE, SO I ADVISE YOU TO JUST GO HOME AND ENJOY YOUR FINAL PRECIOUS MOMENTS ON EARTH.
SO THE GUY TRUDGES HOME TO HIS WIFE AND BREAKS THE SAD NEWS.......DISTRAUGHT, SHE ASKS HIM TO GO TO THE BINGO WITH HER THAT EVENING .. SOMETHING SHE HAD WANTED HIM TO DO FOR YEARS.
THEY ARRIVE AT THE BINGO AND WITH HIS FIRST CARD HE GETS FOUR CORNERS AND WINS $35. THEN WITH, THE SAME CARD, HE GETS A LINE AND WINS $320......THEN HE GETS THE FULL HOUSE AND WINS $5000
THEN THE NATIONAL GAME COMES UP AND HE WINS THAT TOO GETTING $780,000.
THE BINGO CALLER GETS HIM UP ON STAGE AND SAYS, SON,IVE BEEN HERE 20 YEARS AND IVE NEVER SEEN ANYONE WIN FOUR CORNERS, A LINE, THE FULL HOUSE AND THE NATIONAL GAME ON THE SAME CARD.
YOU MUST SURELY BE THE LUCKIEST MAN ON EARTH!............LUCKY SCREAMS THE MAN. LUCKY!!.......I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW IVE GOT YELLOW 24
WELL BUGGER ME SAYS THE BINGO CALLER, YOU'VE WON THE MEAT RAFFLE AS WELL.
IT IS CALLED YELLOW 24 BECAUSE IT TURNS YOUR BLOOD YELLOW AND YOU USUALLY HAVE ONLY 24 HOURS TO LIVE. THERE IS NO KNOWN CURE, SO I ADVISE YOU TO JUST GO HOME AND ENJOY YOUR FINAL PRECIOUS MOMENTS ON EARTH.
SO THE GUY TRUDGES HOME TO HIS WIFE AND BREAKS THE SAD NEWS.......DISTRAUGHT, SHE ASKS HIM TO GO TO THE BINGO WITH HER THAT EVENING .. SOMETHING SHE HAD WANTED HIM TO DO FOR YEARS.
THEY ARRIVE AT THE BINGO AND WITH HIS FIRST CARD HE GETS FOUR CORNERS AND WINS $35. THEN WITH, THE SAME CARD, HE GETS A LINE AND WINS $320......THEN HE GETS THE FULL HOUSE AND WINS $5000
THEN THE NATIONAL GAME COMES UP AND HE WINS THAT TOO GETTING $780,000.
THE BINGO CALLER GETS HIM UP ON STAGE AND SAYS, SON,IVE BEEN HERE 20 YEARS AND IVE NEVER SEEN ANYONE WIN FOUR CORNERS, A LINE, THE FULL HOUSE AND THE NATIONAL GAME ON THE SAME CARD.
YOU MUST SURELY BE THE LUCKIEST MAN ON EARTH!............LUCKY SCREAMS THE MAN. LUCKY!!.......I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW IVE GOT YELLOW 24
WELL BUGGER ME SAYS THE BINGO CALLER, YOU'VE WON THE MEAT RAFFLE AS WELL.
good one Mac